Kyle Dowling
Oldest General Store In America Closes
In case you didn’t notice, since barely anyone ventures to general stores these days, the oldest operating one in America closed just yesterday.
World’s Worst Thief Steals Fake Sandwiches
Times are tough. People need money… and food. Sadly, this means that sometimes the ones who are desperate resort to thievery as the only way out. This guy is no exception. To bad for him, his crime is a story that is sure to brighten up your day. All he wanted was a sandwich…
Science May Have Finally Found a Cure for the Hangover
Thanks to some of the best minds of our time, we’re finally being given concrete tips that will help us get over those horrid headaches we experience after a night of partying.
Zombie Apocalypse Spreads to Chicken McNuggets
It appears that all of the zombie stories we’ve been hearing over the past month or so are now branching out from humans. The apocalypse has spread to food… McDonald’s in particular. Not that we’re totally surprised. And of course, like a water-stained piece of wood, someone decided to throw the proof on eBay.
Married Couple Has Worn Matching Outfits Every Day For Decades
Marriage is a strange, even difficult, thing. At times you have to think up things to keep it exciting and entertaining. We suggest assorted ointments and the Lionel Ritchie album.