I've come up with ten things that every redneck needs to top off his date with his sugar bear for y'all's perfect Valentine's Day evening.


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This top ten list is your guarantee for you and your honey to have one epic redneck Valentine's Day in the Concho Valley.

10. Diesel for your truck.

9. Cooler full of blue cans.

8. Ice.

7. Tobacco of your choice.

6. Camo seat covers.

5. New leather air freshener

4. One box of ammunition of choice.

3. His and Hers Koozies

2. One USB thumb drive full of R&B and love songs that you'd never listen to the rest of the year.

1. The Complete Earl Dibbles Jr. CD