Texas has its own everything. We don't need anything else except what we have here. So I came up with five "sports" that would be tops in the Texas Olympics if we had one of those, too.

  • 1

    Beer Pong

    Because...Beer Pong.

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  • 2

    Frisbee Golf

    Athleticism not needed. Plus, there's beer.

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  • 3

    Longest drive to Spring Break

    Whether you're headed south to Padre or north to Colorado and the slopes, getting anywhere for Spring Break from anywhere in Texas is a looooooooong drive. That's a lot of miles to drink beer somewhere else.

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  • 4

    Longest Keg Stand

    Again, beer.

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  • 5

    Avoiding STDs at college

    Because after all that beer and partying, this one is the hardest of all the sports. The winner is the one with the least, obviously -- kind of like golf, the lower the score, the better.

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