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![Thirsty Traveler Checks In His One Can of Beer at Airport](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/07/Can.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Thirsty Traveler Checks In His One Can of Beer at Airport
This guy went to some great lengths to keep his beer. And by lengths, we mean (frequent flyer) miles.
![Lunatic Customer Stabs Cook 14 Times During Nacho Disagreement](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/06/Marcos.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Lunatic Customer Stabs Cook 14 Times During Nacho Disagreement
Maybe blame it on low blood sugar?
![Here’s Some (Thoughtfully Serious) Advice on Getting Over a Breakup](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/06/Breakup.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Here’s Some (Thoughtfully Serious) Advice on Getting Over a Breakup
We've all been there. Here are some ways to get out.
![100 People Name the Oddest Places They’ve Had Sex And We Can Never Drive Our Car Again](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/06/Sex.jpg?w=980&q=75)
100 People Name the Oddest Places They’ve Had Sex And We Can Never Drive Our Car Again
When you're in the mood for love, it doesn't matter where you are.
![Woman’s Headaches Are Really a Spider Living in Her Ear](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/06/Spider.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Woman’s Headaches Are Really a Spider Living in Her Ear
Daddy longlegs, meet migraine.
![Man Upset About Onions in Food Gets Naked, Threatens to Kill Restaurant Owner](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/06/Onions.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Man Upset About Onions in Food Gets Naked, Threatens to Kill Restaurant Owner
The only thing worse than this guy's breath is his temper.
![Man Taking His Beer From London Terror Scene Becomes 2017’s Hero](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/06/Beer.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Man Taking His Beer From London Terror Scene Becomes 2017’s Hero
Cold-hearted meets a tall cold one.
![Tattoos Now Make Noise Because Our Bodies Are Too Darned Quiet](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/05/Tattoo.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Tattoos Now Make Noise Because Our Bodies Are Too Darned Quiet
Tattoos are now something for the eyes and the ears.
![What’s the Average Age When Married Women Start Cheating?](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/05/Cheating.jpg?w=980&q=75)
What’s the Average Age When Married Women Start Cheating?
Hmm, that ring starting too feel a little tight, is it?
![Twerking Vixen Causes Ugly Car Crash](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/04/Twerking1.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Twerking Vixen Causes Ugly Car Crash
Save your moves for the dance floor.