What Are the Most Google Searched Terms in Texas?
Estately was kind enough to wade through eleven whole years of Google search data to bring us this gem. We all know that each state in America is unique, but this shows just how deep and weird we all are. Jeesh, Georgia: meth recipe? And, West Virginia: chastity belts?
While most states have more than one popular search term, the Estately team chose the one that is 'particularly embarrassing or shameful'. I mean, the East Coast needs to get it together: "Nickelback lyrics", "am I a virgin", and "where is the internet" are searches that should have never been made. Then, we move the other way. Furries? Bronies? Men's rights? Fantasy Bowling? What. The. Heck.
Come on, Texas. No, WWE is not real. No, Jade Helm is not a military takeover. Hot dog pizza crust should not be a thing. And, really? Contract killing? Just no.
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TEXAS: Matthew McConaughey quotes / Jade Helm / Pimp Juice / Extenze pills / hot dog pizza crust / CiCi’s Pizza Buffet / skunk hair / porn / Is WWE real? / contract killing
Analysis: Perhaps the U.S. government’s long-planned invasion of Texas isn’t to confiscate all the guns, but instead it’s to get all that terrible pizza.
TENNESSEE: Is Bigfoot real? / Obama conspiracies / Where is the G spot?
Analysis: One of these is a real thing.
OKLAHOMA: Supernumary nipple (third nipple) / ISIS videos / Toby Keith / pumpkin spice latte / Westboro Baptist Church
Analysis: Looking up religious lunatics on the internet will help take your mind off that embarrassing third nipple.
NORTH CAROLINA: Where is the internet? / Nicholas Sparks
MISSISSIPPI: Gonorrhea / chlamydia / feet photos (image search) / penis enlargement / male enhancement / R. Kelly (musical performer) / Aryan Brotherhood / Blind Melon (band)
GEORGIA: Herpes / divorce lawyer / meth recipe / “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” (reality TV show) / athlete’s foot / Will the South rise again?
Analysis: Looks like General Sherman isn’t the only person who’s burned Atlanta.