I've been on the radio for over 35 years, in cities as diverse as Los Angeles, Boston, Memphis, and now the Hub City. When I'm not playing great music and talking to you, I'm usually on the golf course or waiting at the drive-thru at Whataburger. I have two adult daughters who have ensured I'll never be able to afford a boat. I’ve recently married someone I’ve been great friends with since high school, which includes a package of three boys, a girl and three grands along with three dogs and two cats. I am a happy guy, but...seriously, I'll never be able to afford a boat. I'm a San Francisco 49ers fan (don't hate me, Cowboys fans!) who enjoys craft beer and has become a bourbon connoisseur. My favorite color is plaid, and my greatest ambition is to have a velvet self-portrait.
Lance Ballance
Is This Texas Mom Boycotting a Disney Movie Sequel Because of…Satan?
Central Texas mom Jamie Gooch is campaigning against the release of Disney's 'Hocus Pocus 2' out of fear it might turn kids into Satan-worshipping puppy killers.
Has Texas Ever Seen Anything as Horrifying as These Zombie Snails?
Are Zombie Snails Lubbock's latest nightmare fuel?
Cute Little Monkeys Are Running Loose at a Texas Dollar General
Police in Corrigan, Texas are asking residents to be on the lookout for an adorable 7-month-old Capuchin Monkey who escaped from a local Dollar General.
Is This Texas Love Nest the Ultimate Escape for the Zombie Apocalypse?
This home in Texas home Is more appropriate for Armageddon than entertaining.
How Did This Texas Woman Fool Her Employees Into Drinking Colon Cleanser?
An East Texas woman was charged after forcing her co-workers to drink a colon cleanser.
How Did a Negative Online Review Cost a Lubbock Businessman Over $300,000?
A Lubbock man is out hundreds of thousands of dollars after being sued over a negative online review.
What Are Your Survival Odds If You Fall Victim to a Texas Scorpion Sting?
If you are stung by a scorpion in Texas, are you a goner? We've got the scoop.
Could Texas Tech Be Forced to Dump the ‘Red Raider’ Name?
The Cleveland Indians are caving to the crowd and changing their mascot. Could Texas Tech be far behind?
Get Rid of an Annoying Facebook Suggestion
Every single time I've opened the Facebook app, I get a reminder. Until today.