David Letterman’s Final Top Ten

Last night was the final show for David Letterman. I've watched Letterman since I was a kid, so seeing him reminisce kinda made me feel my age. I nearly shed a tear (but alas I did not) at the final show.

The final Top Ten list was quite a tribute (although Seinfeld seemed really perturbed at Julia Louis-Dreyfus' contribution to the Ten). Here's the list in case you don't have time to watch the above video:

10. Alec Baldwin: "Of all the talk shows, yours was the most geographically convenient to my home."

9. Barbara Walters: "Did you know you wear the same cologne as Moammar Gadhafi?"

8. Steve Martin: "Your extensive plastic surgery was a necessity and a mistake."

7. Jerry Seinfeld: "I have no idea what I'll do when you go off the air. You know, I just thought of something. I'll be fine."

6. Jim Carrey: "Honestly, Dave, I've always found you to be a bit of an over-actor."

5. Chris Rock: "I'm just glad your show is being given to another white guy."

4. Julia Louis-Dreyfus: "Thanks for letting me take part in another hugely disappointing series finale."

3. Peyton Manning: "You are to comedy what I am to ... comedy."

2. Tina Fey: "Thanks for finally proving men can be funny."

1. Bill Murray: "Dave, I'll never have the money I owe you."